realitybl0ws: heres to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store
Tonight I went to a free movie screening for The Call. It was really good. And that guy who played the kidnapper was real good at being psycho.
I am an introvert. That means that when I’m feeling down, chances are that I won’t actually go to you for help. In fact, I won’t go to anyone for help. You’ll have to actually check on me. I don’t feel that I should burden others with my problems but if you come to me, I might just trust you enough to let you help.
Stop making people feel bad for liking things that make them happy
irockyursox: im an unpaid extra in the movie of life
if countries were students
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
rnedia: I NEVER REALISE HOW MUCH I CURSE UNTIL I ACCIDENTALLY DO IT IN FRONT OF A CHILD
jesuislegrandefromage: the-doctors-consulting-detective: impossibleastronaut: ooswin: tumbl-rarity: slytherlocked: femtaktfilosofi: I feel weird if I don’t use Neil Patrick Harris’ full name #same with Robert Downey Jr and Joseph Gordon Levitt and Helena Bonham Carter Neil Harris, Robert Downey, Joseph Levitt, Helena Carter. Doesn’t that make you uncomfortable? ...
hot-r0d: celebr1tystatus: pizzaforpresident: A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo....
rez-miserable asked: You are very pretty, Lakeisha! :)
livin-la-vida-lokiii: the worst thing ever is when you pronounce a characters name in a book a certain way in your head and then they bring the film out and it turns out you’ve been pronouncing it wrong the whole time and everytime their name is said on screen you shudder
I don’t like snow. This is one of the reasons I moved from Maryland to Alabama. Because it doesn’t snow as much. Yup I agreed to trade snow for hurricanes/tornados. But people in Alabama panic because they don’t know how to fucking drive. And it only seems to snow when there is shit to get done. I don’t care for winter time and I probably never will. So fuck snow. P.s....
peaceoutlovemuch: fezzingly: I feel like a rare breed of human female who does not feel attracted to Channing Tatum at all THEY EXIST OH MY GOD COME OVER HERE I’M NOT AN ALIEN
When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go...
jawnn-locked: visiovisusvidere: sonicghost: milesjai: videk: welcome-to-the-sinners-ball: imgayitsok: God bless drag queens. I will always reblog this Whenever drag queens are present, you best believe they will save the fuckin day. Oh fuck yes.
frostirons: karkatcarcinogeneticistvantas: ...